"Mom, this cheese is SO good! See mom, it has all this grrrreattttnesss in it!"
"Daddy, I have a surprise for you. Now...open up your arm pits!"
"Mom, the bird says no." (With a pirate face to go with it!)
"When I grow up, after my mission I am going to be an Amy guy and get all those wicked bad guys!"
"Daddy sure has great camouflage!"
"My ladybug is named Ja-toad-a-mus! I'm great at taking care of bugs."
"They swim fast and use their camouflage to disappoint their predators!"
"Desert cows!"
"Ties are really rock and roll, mom."
"Trust me. I'll protect you."
"Rebel troops do NOT go to restaurants."
"I'm a bad cook, but I'm okay." (Tried to quote Star Wars "I'm a bit cooked, but I'm okay".)
"One thing is for sure, you guys get the stinky side!"
"Mommy! Mommy! Its night time but it didn't get dark! Jesus is born! Can you believe it? Jesus is born tonight!"
"Jellyfish don't have anything to think of. They don't have brains!"
"It's just some of mommy's gear."
"Mom, can you screw this up for me please?" (trying to put the lid back on a bottle of water)
"That's the first flight I've ever had, with style!"
"Whoa, Mom! Did you know you have pokie skin on your legs?! I don't really want to feel that."
"I learned it at summer-salt class."
(While playing pretend family)"Sabella and I are married. She is over 14 and I am over 50. That's why I'm so much taller."
"Hi Mom! It's me, Jacob. Daddy and I are stuck in traffic. We are stuck in a BIG blister!" (meant to say blizzard)
"This is the best Christmas, ever! I'm looking around, and there are so many fun things to do...I don't even know what to pick!"
"This is my pet dragon. He is different from other dragons because he can't eat the food we eat. Every day, all he eats is treats and candy. Our healthy food makes him sick.
(later that day) Mom, can I have some candy to feed my dragon?
(later that day) Oh, his mouth was tired and his tummy was sick, so I had to eat his M&M's, mom."
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