How to Please a Pirate

Apparently our apartment has been invaded by a pirate! I walked out from putting the baby down, and discovered his ship docked in the living room! (He is a very smart pirate and raided the food storage for "food for adventures".)A HAH! Thar he be....
I was sent a message requesting macaroni and cheese or I would "certainly walk the plank". I played it safe and obliged!
Eat up, me hearty...YO HO! :)